That time I opened my garage door the morning after a 15 minute hail storm and found this giant schnauzer by the wall.
So, it is not always hot and humid here in Texas. Sometimes in Springtime, you get fifteen minutes of ice raging down, breaking windows, ruining your roof, landscaping, paint job, shutters, gutters, causing utter panic and loads of cleanup. Price tag for this fifteen minutes to our house? $34,000. So, if you are gonna play in Texas, you don't need a fiddle for the band, just good insurance.