Thursday, January 23, 2014

Rhymes with Oozie

Hey friends and fans,
Happy New Year!  It's 2014 and I'm trying to get back to the practice of being more positive than bitchy, I mean negative.  However, I still live in Texas, so I may slip from time to time. *

You know what word I haven't heard in the two decades I've been gone from here?


It's kind of like an earworm, but more annoying, because people actually say it (and use them) a lot around here.  Unless the KOOZIE (oh man, I can't say that out loud, kinda like I can't say "po-boy" out loud either), anyway, unless the Koozie says, "Soda kills you, and Jesus saves"**, then I can't.


I just saw it on another post somewhere asking if it was acceptable to wear a band t-shirt to the concert of same band.  Everyone over twelve pretty much is sophisticated enough to agree that this is a bad social move, however, they all say that band Koozie's are acceptable.

The hell?

On the bright side, it's cccccold today!  Like freezing sleet kind of cold.  

Then again, it's expected to be in the upper 70's this weekend.  Geez, I might need to grab my Koozie to keep my damn beer cold.   

Can you imagine? I show up drinking beer (as if), with my koozie?

I can't.

Peace, love, and stop putting coats on your drinks,


* like mostly, like always.

**shut up, so i like gavin degraw. 

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